I've been following Gehayi and Ket's review of 50 Shades of Grey over at das_sporking and they got to Chapter 12, which was the part where the book officially disturbed me. (Not that it wasn't before, but this? Yeeeeeeeah) So I got around and wrote spitefic! While it doesn't feature Ana or Christian being maimed to death, it does have plenty of h/c ( Read more... )

1977. That was before children became jaded, and actually had a childhood. Most of those kids were boys and looked to be between 7 and 10. Can you imagine a Raggedy Ann & Andy film ever being marketed to boys between 6 and 10 today? It would be reserved for toddlers and preschoolers. And Ann would have to have anime eyes with hooker make up and ( Read more... )

I've been wanting to type about this for some time... months even. But either I was shy or distracted and IRL's gotten in the way a lot too. More noveltalk, this time centering on one of our main characters ( Read more... )

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Greenband Jiggly (10:16:51 PM): Is it sad I looked up the Pinkeye Halloween episode just so I can see Stan as Raggedy Andy?
Vorsatrix (10:17:31 PM): He is not Andy.
Greenband Jiggly (10:17:45 PM): I know. I still got a kick out of everyone mocking his costume.
Vorsatrix (10:18:24 PM): Nice.
Greenband Jiggly (10:18:39 PM): Shut up, Cartman. Stan is ( Read more... )

So squeeze me, taste tease me, say I'm your own, but I'm no girl's toy...

Raggedy Ann & Andy: A Musical Livestream: SUCCESS! :DDD I wanted to save the entire conversation we had during the stream, but my stupid computer only copy-pasted the last part. Nooooooooo! BIGGEST TRAGEDY EVER. I'll recount the best moments here:

( Spoilers! Extreme perversity. Wished you were there to join us~ )

Okay, so I'm still feeling blue. Now I'm flipping through my new Raggedy Ann books and skimming a little when I come across a book with Raggedy Andy engaging in swordfights (FUCK YEAH) and um... traveling with a knight on "sword-back." I'm not kidding about this. There's pictures of him riding on a giant sword. :o ( Read more... )

*crawls out of the gutter, aka the dude that gives you the Flash HM in Pokemon B/W*

Hey bitches. Want to read doll pr0n? [YES / NO]

( Why yes, this IS a real scene in my novel. )

James & I were trolling each other a couple days before V-Day. I wrote half of a trollfic and it broken my brain, so I vowed to go home and write a remedy. Just in time for the holidays! So here you have it, a ficlet of my novel. If any of you are curious about my original writing, my bizarro novel of doom with Raggedy Ann & Andy, or the canon BL ( Read more... )

Okay. I joke about Raggedy Andy being gay, given some of the little undertones in pictures and a few of the lines in Raggedy Andy Stories that I happen to notice and twist with my sick perverted mind in a sleep-deprived state.

But this. THIS. (NSFWish? Official pop-book art, but still ( Read more... )